The most horrible bachelorette story

One of my friends threw a party for a girlfriend of hers and brought along an inflatable male doll. You know, the one that has a face that looks like Englebert Humperdink but whose body has no penis?
That's the one. So, everyone reaches the conclusion that Englebert really must have a penis, so they attempt to stick one on to him, using some kind of vegetable and duct tape. Of course that is not successful, so when they remove the tape, it leaves a hole in the plastic and that is the end of the inflatable doll.
Now my nutty and extremely inebriated friend thought it would be a good idea to perform mouth-to-crotch resuscitation on Engelbert, which delighted all her friends who captured the scene with their cameras. Is that bad, what do you think?
Hold on -- we have more. One person whips out some crazy glue which everyone decides can be used to repair the hole. But it actually seems to make the plastic melt even more. My friend begins blowing on it like a maniac and her face wound up being fused to the plastic.
The rest is history. Although she did not have to visit the emergency room, she did lose a few layers of skin on her face.

Costumes for the Hen to wear at her Hens Party
Indian Girl Fancy Dress, Police Women Uniform, Police Women Pink, Sailor Girl Dress, Giant Afro Girls, Bruno Lederhosen and Hat, Black Pigtail Wig, Blond Pigtail Wig, Army Girl Uniform, American Cheerleader, Convict Girl, Fire Girl Dress

Personalised Hens Night T-shirts for the Hens

Her Indian Name is.. , Hen Forecast Tee, Buy the cheer T-Shirt, Go Hen Shirt, Cheerleader with attitude, Shes a Sergeant Tee, Marriage Girls Party T-Shirts, Superfly girls Tees, Gash T Shirts, Do not make her, Smaller T-Shirt, Looking for hot stuff, This fire fighter Party Tee Shirts , Major Babe Tees, Major Bitch Tee, Plain Clothes Cop T, She puts out T, Seamen free Hen Party, Hen Party T Shirt, Chav Police Shirt

 Personalised with Hens Name, and Place of Party and Year of Party